shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

maliajpg:

favourite pictures of the ackles 2/∞ x

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:
Biggest plot twist
*logs off*

crydaisy:

blshiit:
BEFORE AND AFTER
The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that’s so cute

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:
airdotcaptain:
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts

more-kawaii-than-hawaii:

oliveramy:
trxyesweater:
k-scanine:
dangerscissor:
casual conversation
Ravens are amazing
excuse me that is not a raven that is a demon from below
No, ravens are fucking amazing. They can repeat more words, sounds, and phrases than a parrot. They can solve difficult puzzles and they form strong bonds with other ravens or humans if they are captive.
Ravens are the best.
They are also the only birds known to take part in play for fun rather than learning.
I guess…
…that’s so raven

Circumstances Under Which John Cleese is Funnier Than You: An Incomplete List

smellslikeb0inhere:

penguinrandomhouse:
1. While taunting kings with a rideeculous accent:
2. While making fun of taylorswift’s cat:
3. When throwing shade:
4. When self-disciplining:
5. When, well, walking:
6. While in denial:
7. While meting out punishment:
8. While doing… whatever this is:
9. When writing a memoir:
10. While doing literally everything else:
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calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:
yersinia—pestis:
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING

sidnugget:

like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep